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Here's more than you probably want to know about me...

Howdy! My name is Schizophrenic Lydz (Thatz not what it says on my birth certifacate...it says Lydia). I'm a native Mill Vallian...Or...San Franciscan...either one works. Heck, I'm a native Californian. There. I was born on February third, 1988...so if you stalk me and find my address, send me stuff, 'kay? Nothin' like bombs...'cuz bombs suck. Just don't kill me, okay? Thanks. 'Cuz I'll kill you first.

Now that you've read about me, here's a picture of me...blech

A truck; Actual size=240 pixels wide

Favorite Stuff

My favorites....you really want to know about the kind of thing I like? Yeah, right! Thatz why I'm going to use this spot on this page for some senseless dribble about myself.

Favorite TV Show: Whose Line Is It Anyway?, The Weird Al Show, Behind The Music
Favorite Movie: UHF
Favorite Music: Grunge and 80's rock
Favorite Book: "The Yearling"
Favorite Musical Artist: "Weird Al" Yankovic
Favorite Musical Band: Nirvana

Favorite Quotes

"I've thought about getting my pancreas pierced." ~ "Weird Al" Yankovic

"There's good in all of us and I think I simply love people too much. So much that it makes me feel too f***ing sad." ~ Kurt Cobain

"Is that high quality pig slop called 'Swell Swill'? That would be the swellest!" ~ Steve Jay

"Two wrongs don't make a right...but three lefts do." ~ I dunno who said that, but itz a pretty cool quote!

If you can't hear the music, either you need to turn up the volume, you don't have a sound card, or you should immediately cut up your computer with a chainsaw.

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